DFA (Designated for Assignment), chapter 1

DFA, chapter 2: Nashville

DFA, chapter 3: A History of My Transactions, part 1

DFA, chapter 4: Lord of the Cock Rings

DFA, chapter 5: 'Roids

DFA, chapter 6: Caracas

DFA, chapter 7: Catching Chavez

DFA, chapter 8: Stuck Between a Taco and a Hard Shell

DFA, chapter 9: Escape from Caracas

DFA, chapter 10: Living on the Yankee Dollar

DFA, chapter 11: ESPN-Zone Dance

DFA, chapter 12: Livin High on the Hog

DFA, chapter 13: The Media Coach

DFA, chapter 14: The Great God Larry King

DFA, chapter 15: Remember Jim Umbrecht

DFA, chapter 16: The Sex Toys of Ignorance

DFA, chapter 17: My Transaction History, part 2

DFA, chapter 18: The Creative Process

DFA, chapter 19: Somebody Owes Me Ten Minutes of Fame

DFA, chapter 20: Viva La Revoluction!

DFA, chapter 21: More Reader Questions and Comments

DFA, chapter 22: Democracy Works and the Blog Monster Survives

DFA, chapter 23: Spring Awakening

DFA, chapter 24: Nasty Boyz

DFA, chapter 25: The Captain Stole My Gal

DFA, chapter 26: Supa Dupa

DFA, chapter 27: How Much Is Ric Grieff Worth on the Open Market?

DFA, chapter 28: Big Stein Gets Conked, Me -- and My Ex! -- Get Tossed

DFA, chapter 29: God's Betting Pool

DFA, chapter 30: Ric's Clicks

DFA, chapter 31: Enter Letty

DFA, chapter 32: The Postmodern Dilemma

DFA, chapter 33: Purple Blotto

DFA, chapter 34: Harry Kurtzman, King of the Obscure Punchline

DFA, chapter 35: Demotion

DFA, chapter 36: Won Hong Lo